The Guja’RAT’ Race


                                                   The Guja’RAT’ Race

Funny: Imagine a political novice giving deca’yed’ old party an ultimatum!

Punny: I have strong ‘reservations’ though.

F: A ‘hard’ bargain later, you find every RaGa, Hardik and Hari ‘PAAT’ting high fives

P: From people-darshan to mandir-darshan, these are changing times

F: Singing a different ‘RaGa’

P: And hoping to defuse dy‘NaMo’, a roaring lion, in its own backyard?

F: Despite being surrounded by men, you find ‘RaGa’hissing that some are missing.

P: A few ‘thoughts’ later, he managed to find these missing men – of course ‘middlemen’!

F: Very thoughtful - Grand and Stupid

P: In the middle of all this ‘roaring’, the voice of people is getting drowned

F: You mean ‘maximum governing’ is replaced by ‘maximum roaring and groaning’?

P: Precisely

F:By his ‘non-hindu’claim, ‘RaGa’ is proving to be f(P)arcical!

P:For every ‘Shiv-bhakt’, there is a ‘Ram-bhakt’.

F: Lo and behold! Out comes a ‘Rome-bhakt’

P: Among these myriad bhakts, conspicuous by his absence is ‘Desh-bhakt’!  

‘The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep” – famous lines of Robert Frost. Would our Netas care?

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