Laws and Flaws!


Laws and Flaws!

 

Funny and Punny are trying to figure out what went wrong in what is perhaps one of the biggest banking frauds ever.

Funny: Checks and balances, my foot!

Punny: It is only cheques (siphoning off all the funds) and no balances!

F: ‘chicken-first or egg-first’ dilemma pales in comparison to ‘law first or flaw first’ twist?

P: Law follows flaw

F: Hey, hang on a minute. Flaw follows law

P: Law follows flaw. Or is it, flaw follows law, indeed very confusing

P: Either way, we are faced with flood of laws surrounded by flood of flaws

F: To top it all we have flood of frauds

P: They resorted to round tripping of funds, making it difficult for investigators

F: Now we are witnessing round tripping of blame, each one blaming the other!

P: Stop the buck

F: And the muck

P: Back then, a wise-crack said, ‘it’s the economy, stupid’

F: The same wise-crack would now say: ‘it’s the M, stupid’

P: Flood of Ms, really – Money, Mafia, Mallya, Modi

F: These flood of Ms bled us and have now fled

P: Leaving a certain 56-inch M red faced and embarrassed 

Who did what, when it all began, how it continued for as long as it did et al are all intriguing and worrying. Regardless of whose ‘baby’ it was, the onus of booking the culprits of ‘mother’ of all banking frauds lies squarely on the present government.It will test every sinew of the 56-inch chest. What is more worrying for the common man is how serious and committed is the ruling party in bringing these ‘out-of-bound’ fraudsters to book and recover every rupee. It was M all the way in 2014. For an encore in 2019, M must pass the litmus test of bringing all the Ms to face the law of the land, cough up the loot and rot in jail.

PS: We are after all entitled to dream!

 

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